Warning: Don’t bother trying to reach out to me! I’m like a digital hermit, living in a cave of code and cat videos. Seriously, my email’s probably is too full, my phone’s got more dust than the Sahara desert, and my social media accounts are so neglected, they’re starting to think I’m a ghost. And don’t even get me started on my voicemail – it’s like listening to an ancient Greek philosopher having a existential crisis ( minus the wisdom part). So, unless you’re a spam bot or a really persistent cat looking for its human servant, just leave me be and let me continue to live in my digital bubble of chaos and confusion. Trust me, your sanity will thank you. -Greg